THIS IS A HILARIOUS TRUE STORY. AFTER MY ACCIDENT MY UNCLE KENDALL ON THE LEFT TOOK CARE OF ME FOR 6 MONTHS WHEN I WAS IN IN-PATIENT REHAB AND HE GAVE ME THE NICKNAME COMATOSE COREY BC I WAS IN A COMA FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. BUT HE SOON HAD A HEART ATTACK AND I GOT HIM BACK BECAUSE HE BECAME CARDIAC KENDALL UNTIL HE HAD BY-PASS SURGERY, AND KENDALL BAXTER LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO BYPASS BAXTER. I HAVE ANOTHER UNCLE NAMED LANCE (A GOOF BALL, WHO FOUND OUT HE WAS A DIABETIC AND LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO L.L. COOL DI. (LIPITOR LANCE COOL DIABETIC.
Monday, March 30, 2009
COMATOSE COREY AND BYPASS BAXTER
THIS IS A HILARIOUS TRUE STORY. AFTER MY ACCIDENT MY UNCLE KENDALL ON THE LEFT TOOK CARE OF ME FOR 6 MONTHS WHEN I WAS IN IN-PATIENT REHAB AND HE GAVE ME THE NICKNAME COMATOSE COREY BC I WAS IN A COMA FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS. BUT HE SOON HAD A HEART ATTACK AND I GOT HIM BACK BECAUSE HE BECAME CARDIAC KENDALL UNTIL HE HAD BY-PASS SURGERY, AND KENDALL BAXTER LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO BYPASS BAXTER. I HAVE ANOTHER UNCLE NAMED LANCE (A GOOF BALL, WHO FOUND OUT HE WAS A DIABETIC AND LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO L.L. COOL DI. (LIPITOR LANCE COOL DIABETIC.
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Haha! You have such a quick wit, Corey! You are so funny! :)
This is Alana by the way!
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